Grunkle Stan

Mabel’s and Dipper’s sly great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, runs the Mystery Shack, a tourist trap full of questionable oddities. When he’s giving tours or asleep on the couch Dipper and Mabel sneak out to explore the town’s secrets.

Quote: "When life gives you lemons, call them ‘yellow oranges’ and sell them for double the price."

Special Talent: Can scratch himself in two places at once.

QUOTES
"Behold, The Rock That Looks Like A Face Rock: The Rock That Looks Like A Face"

"The guys at the lodge won't go with me 'cause they don't like or trust me"

"You kids and your imaginations"

"When you put your money in it'll magically disappear"

"Just like my life.....in a way"

"Sounds pretty manly to me but what do I know"

"Does your uncle know how to throw a party or what"

"I can't take it anymore, I'm getting dumber every second I'm here"

"Yeah, BOO! BOO! I love it"